Lives: Somewhere in the UK

Loves: Art, photography, music, geetar, setzer, sizemore, HIM, greenday, vampires, York, beer, dreaming, night, oldie worldie, gothic, dick 'n' dom, purple, sleepy hollow, Spike Milligan, labyrinth, the crow, rik mayall, noddy holder, kaiser chiefs, brian conley, peter kay, joe pasquale, neverending story, ice skating, Irish, Scottish 'n' Brummy accents, a cheeky grin,winter, blackpool.

Hates: Modern art, vain people, summer, cider, beetroot, liver 'n' onions, opera, elvis, work, beige, cliff richard, kelly osbourne, religion, politics, liverpool, wasps 'n' flies, me, moaning celebs, two-faced people.

Wants: to be happy/sedated